Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Dainesby Klaxonton

This is Dainesby Klaxonton.  He earns fourpence a week thanks to his remarkable rotating elbows routine, which people pay to see if they are specifically threatened.  A blackbelt in Origami, Dainesby sings in harmony with himself thanks to schizophrenia.  A supporter of lampposts and bring-and-buy sales alike, Dainseby has never once attached a pumpkin to a Raleigh Grifter, though this is one of his life goals.  Overconscientious in his use of paper clips?  Sure, but a recent study using a mileometer shows that he will go far. 

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