This is Dainesby Klaxonton. He earns fourpence a week thanks to his remarkable rotating elbows routine, which people pay to see if they are specifically threatened. A blackbelt in Origami, Dainesby sings in harmony with himself thanks to schizophrenia. A supporter of lampposts and bring-and-buy sales alike, Dainseby has never once attached a pumpkin to a Raleigh Grifter, though this is one of his life goals. Overconscientious in his use of paper clips? Sure, but a recent study using a mileometer shows that he will go far.