Deserts are rather dry and thus the ideal climate for death, as it states in many a holiday brochure. They cover one fifth of the earth so you may be in one at the moment. If so, have a drink on me. There is limited animal life in the desert, which includes the Limited Lion and the Partial Puma. Most desert animals are very small, such as the Patagonian Mini-Giraffe. In fact he is so small he does not exist. There’s smallness for you. There is little in the way of music in most deserts - ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ was not a hit in the Sahara, for example. When exploring the desert, do not take a duffle coat or wellington boots. I say this from experience.